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15 percent of surgeons are alcoholics

I just looked at the cover of selected poems by william carlos williams, laughed, and thought of you

Are the jonas brothers gay?

Politicians are shady

Do you think that the placebo effect works on weed?

How building with wood is like writing a story

He said "I got a job building stars. I ride a spaceship to work."

Maybe i need to become a late nite show host

This kid wont stop talking and no one wants to talk to him

I effectively
Played a joke
On myself in front
Of the class

I feel the smartest
When i feel like
A stupid idiot

selection from "Instructions following Canthacur therapy"

Do not panic if large blisters form. 

talkin two

he told a story
about how he went to buy a lighter
the girl behind the counter said "what color?"
and he said "it dosen't matter"
she said "one time a kid didn't want a white lighter, i thought he was racist or something"
"no, some people are superstitious about white lighters"
she gave him a white lighter
then he got in his truck and went to light a cigarette
and there was no fuel inside the lighter

talkin

he talked about weed
and how much weed people have
and what kind of weed it is
and how much they pay for it
and where it comes from
then he changed the subject to how sturgeon is now an endangered species

I shud of charged this piece

I feel like ppl are afraid of me

I feel strange today, aort of anxious, i hope we talk abt something interesting in class today to distract me

While walking in the hall i turned my head sharply and i felt like a mechanical raptor

I forgot to brush my teeth today but im not worried, they probably smell like metal

I feel like a terminator, a machine

The girl sitting next to me said to the boy she is talking to "am i bothering you? I feel like i am"

Rainbow shark is going to class and then to the grocery store. Shes going to buy more coffee.

Whats is this vermont when i was like 12 or 13

Tom green is lucky he got so piopular, so is eminem

She was a man when he was a woman and vice versa

She felt like a man bc she was a man

Rainbow shark is gooing to sleep soon so she can wake up early and geyt nack to productivity

Raibow shark is unsure of the meaning of the term controlliong value

Rainbow shark considered the average length of a fil while watching freddy git fingered, she remembered talking to the retartded gay azn bus boy at nicks pizza

Rainbow shark unplugged her cell phone. It was fully charged. She set her alarm for ten am.

Rainbow shark kneeled down to tie his shoe in the middle of a field

Rainbow shark hurt his back lifting weights

The idea that everything is true according to so?eome

second to last page

eye,
there was once a story that ended before
it was ever written. I'm not sure whether
ir not I'm still hallucinating or wherher
that man really just rode into the backyard
on a motorcycle and said "I followed the music."
Its getting quiet now in the library. His body
is telling him it will soon be time to go into
the bathroom and take a shit. Just texted
the phrase "I have to poo first." Don't everpiss
on the carpet ever again. A man wearing
an ambiguously gay scarf just descended
the stairwell. His body just farted a metaphor
for writing.  a metaphor for chapbooks. It doesn't
make a difference who wins the super
bowl this year just don't get too drunk.
Make sure to eat a lot of wings. His
body is telling him it will soon be time to go into
the bathroom and take a shit. Just texted
the phrase "I have to poo first." Don't everpiss
on the carpet ever again. A man wearing
His body is telling his brain that his hand is
tired but he keeps moving it anyway. There
once was a story that ended before it was
finished. There once was a story that started
before it was ever finished. I want to walk thru
the book censor and when it goes off the
guy will look at me and say
"it's ok" eye

i want to write eye poems
eye want to write i poems

eye want to promise you
eye will love you forever
eye want to snuggle you
eye want to look into your eye
eye promise you
eye will look into your eye

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pg 11

the other day while taking
a shit i noticed a spider
by the edge of the baseboard
heater and i let him be

just now as i was taking
a piss i thought "in order
for that spider to be alive
he must successfully be killing and
eating other bugs" eye

then i thought "it's strange
how i only think about
them while in the act
of going to the bathroom"

2:27 AM eye

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pg 9

the kid that looked like
the virginia tech shooter
turned out to be in the
army, married, and very
well spoken.

eye
eye
eye

pg 8

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pg 7

today was the first day
of class for my communication
theory class eye
the teacher said something like
"i bet when you hear the word
"theory" you feel afraid
(or something) and
i thought "no" eye
there were too many people an
not enough tables space eye
i sat next to a fat geeky looking
death metal enthusiast eye
a kid walked in late that looked
just like the virginia tech shooter
i thought "this class is going to be
great" turns out i met a fellow
tool fan who told me eye
he told me he's thought about
becoming a comedian eye
he was nowhere near as angry
as i thought he was eye

 

pg 6

looked out/over by the
video rack a two
Asians courting
there she is eye
the window opener/closer
eye do not want to
waste any more time
the sound of his
shoes sound like plastic
squeezing eye
i wonder what is happening
in that room she just went in
eye would like to see
her facial expression
eye would like to start
reproducing chapbooks
eye would like to generate
quality content
eye

pg 5

eye i said "when i don't smoke
or drink i think about serious
things all the time" and she
said "i don't smoke or drink
and i don't think about serious
things all the time" eye
i said "i have these moments
that are like panic attacks (or
i am afraid to admit that i eye
am having a panic attack) where
i feel horrible and discouraged
like everything i do is eye stupid

pg 4

i am naked while
you are nude
we are bothing
drinking snapple
outside next to a stream

from this chair in the library
i can see for miles
projecting my emotions
into an airplane isee
out the window

everything i look at
i am projecting my feelings into
the entirety of the library
everything i am currently
feeling right now on the
white surface of the moon
the blueness of the sky
surrounding the moon
my eyes are actually on the
moon and in my peripheral
vision everything is blue
blue like the cover of this book
or the ink inside this pen
and on this page
right now this book is
the color of the inside of
my brain

cont'd...

all of my emotions are now the surface
of the moon during the day when
the sky is blue

my vision of the moon is only a
tiny place in the blue sky
i always thought the man in the
moon looked like a dog barking,
or growling. or at least with its
mouth open

pg 3

called me today
i said "hello"
and said "sam?"
did you know
they send letters
of negatives
fifteen
dollars

pg 2 horizontal

I am unsure whether                                      It's
 certain people I am                                       very strenous
  friends with on facebook                               to write
   are schitzophrenic                                         like this
    or just extremely                                           while in bed
     creative                                                        I mean
                                                                      on my
I am tired                                                        hand
I like these little
  book thingys
A combo between                                        When you are
  a y and an l                                                   asleep
                                                                    you are communicating
                                                                    that you are
                                                                          asleep

pg 1

i just drank two glasses
of ginger ale
then i read 'penis envy'
by ana carete
she likes to talk about
pussys a lot
she wrote
"this little pussy went..."
i can't remember the rest
it was imitating this
little piggy
i put together a bunch of
different sized blank
chapbooks today
this is one of them
i just got a paper cut
on my pinky

cover

the advantage
of a computer
is you dont need
a pen

the advantage
of a pencil
is you dont run
out of ink

the advantage
of a grip pen
is that it feels
nice

the advantage of
a chapbook
is that you
can cherish it
forever

the advantage of
language is that
its no longer
inside of you

you never
stop communicating

Waiting for the bell text message alert there it is

These texts
Are so hard
To understand
Frick my lief

I dont know why i remember being so mean to my little brother when i was younger maybe bbc i was

I dont know why i remember that day when the hurricane swell arrived and i rode a wave a full jettys length

I dont know why i remember being denied from the ocean by the waves and crawling up onto the beach after almost drowning myself

It is an affirmation of my blessings

It will always be loved

It must be made

It must be heard

It does not have to thouhght of as good

I thought that this music i make is for me and does not have to exist for any other reason than to make me happy

I felt pure happiness last night playiny banjo

Banjo is my happiness